Poem, "Wolves"

Learn the Difference

Werewolf: a man who turns into a wolf

Ware-wolf: a wolf that buys and sells things

War-wolf: those of House Stark

Where-wolf: it might be behind you, right now

Whir-wolf: you'll hear it coming

Wear-wolf: they are snuggle conducive
Were-wolf: now it is a decorative throw rug

It Were-wolf.  It isn't anymore.