|"Must be swift as the coursing river... Be a Man,|
"With all the Force of a Great Typhoooon...Be a Man,
"All the Strength of a Raging Fire... Be a Man,
"Mysterious as the Dark Side of the Moon."
"I am so glad I am not obligated to wear so much armor."
"Susan, put some pants on."
|Or a torch.|
Did anyone else get the vibe that Bethesda did not care for the Vigilants of Stendar?
They seem to be the butt-monkeys of Skyrim.
|"As strong as I am, I am going to throw my back out swinging this ax."|"What do you mean 'she survived the hit'?"
"I am a 70 ton dragon, she is a 180 lb human. She should have been vaporized!"
|"Do you think my hat looks silly?|
"I wasn't going to buy it but the nice young woman selling them was so complimentary."
|Growth. Dryad. Kind of makes sense.|