What a gorgeous and massively impractical structure.
Why do you need archer cover on the side that faces the 800ft cliff?
You fighting a lot of blimps?
|Sure the pauldrons make it so I can't lift my arms, but it does let me show off all the sit-ups I have been doing.|
|"Sure it takes six squires working for 90 minutes to get me in this but it is totally worth it."|
"Fight? And get this all dirty? Are you insane?"
This is the Unearthed Arcana I am referencing.
|I must have seen 2 dozen images of these things.|
Not one bit of art depicting their titular "displacing" ability.
|IT'S ANOTHER HAY MAKER!|
|Think of how many game bosses just get hit incessantly.|
Whose only defense against death is the sheer size of their health meter.
This is probably the angelic equivalent of sweat pants.