(Continued from part 4)
Now that I
have talked about the big three of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, I will
continue into the other typical slots for the Justice League, and one of the
big traditional parts of the group has been the inclusion of a Green Lantern, a
space cop with a magic ring that can create green force fields in the shape of
anything the wearer can think of. They
are chosen for their great willpower (courage) and are pretty cool in their own
right, because rings of power are awesome.
Especially when colorful and worn to fight evil aliens.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
4) The Lanterns
This is
pretty easy, Earth has 5 Green Lanterns just pick 3 of them. And let me bring up this gripe: Can we get a
girl in this category? Why is there no
female Green Lantern? And Aliens do not count. Whatever.
I find the
latest addition to the ranks, Simon Baz to be 'meh'. I have yet to really dive into his stories
having heard that he was some kind framed for a crime and is now trying to
clear his name... Which I would just show everyone that I have a Green Lantern
ring and say something to the effect of, "I am gonna go play Captain Kirk,
you all can stew in your Earthly bullshit while I bang beautiful blue skinned
women out among the stars while kicking space pirates in the teeth with a magic
force field. PEACE." But since Simon is a dipshit he decides to
hang out on Earth for... Reasons. His
mask looks really stupid, and the fact that he carries a handgun is also
stupid. That being said he should
probably be on team just to give him some time and space to develop in relation
to other heroes. I want to give him a
fair shake, and a chance to not wear a stupid mask and carry a gun that would
be meaningless to the sorts of alien monsters he fights with his magic ring.
I actually cited this guy's design as one of the big issues I take with New 52. That being said, maybe he can be fixed. |
An obvious
pick is Jon Stewart, who is popular from the "Justice League" cartoon
that was on thru the 2000's. I would go
so far as to say that more people know of him as the Green Lantern than any of
the others because of his involvement with the series. While the comic iteration is very different
and responsible for some of the worst decisions any superhero has ever made
including the complete destruction of a planet (on two occasions) he shows
remorse and aspires to be a better person. Jon illustrates one of the harsher
personality types that get Green Lantern rings: a will to do good, but also
hard headed and prone to catastrophic failure when that hard headedness picks
the wrong plan to go forward with. John
has his own fan base, and is a good pick to be an icon of the DC Universe.
He is also a Marine, making him one of the very few superheroes with a military background. |
Now to pick
between the other three: Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, and Guy Gardener. Kyle, being my favorite should be the shoe
in, as he is a young artistic character that started at the bottom of the hero
latter, getting recruited in a back alley while his buddy was 10 feet away
puking. Kyle attained godhood and then
used that power to remake the Green Lanterns and then joined back up as a rank
and file member designated "Torchbearer" to mark his importance to
the rest for his service... unfortunately DC turned Kyle into some kind of
rainbow god, like he just unlocked the Elements of Harmony, so even though he
was the last and greatest Lantern of the universe for decades, and was the only
Lantern for a generation of readers (myself included) he is now kind of out of
play for being too epic.
He actually had several uniforms while in service, aside from the wide mask his costume is most in flux. |
Kyle is most known for his elaborate constructs. The character was an artist and that allowed the writers and creators of the comic to justify massive and elaborate things from giant gorillas, to teddy bears, sumo wrestlers, power armor... it made the stories a lot of fun to read, and I imagine very fun to work on. To see some examples, follow this link. |
On the
other end of the scale is Guy, a hard drinking, thick skulled, and comically
dickish character that is a hell ton of fun to have on any team because he adds
to the dynamic, rather than filling a role.
He countermands orders, he questions authority, and he gets shit
DONE. He was a big wheel in the last
season of "Batman: Brave and the Bold" and is mostly seen as the
dirty cop who does the jobs no one else will take by the Guardians (the leaders
of the Lantern Corp) so it tickles me to think of guy getting stuck on Earth
while the other choice, Hal Jordan (one of the most boring characters in DC) is
off in space trying to do... stuff, mostly politics involving the various other
Lanterns, the Reach, and other space crap that no casual reader could ever hope
to keep up with.
He especially doesn't get along with... Everyone... |
So we have
Jon Stewart, Simon Baz, and Guy Gardener (who I like to think was sent to Earth
by the Guardians with a note saying, "We hope he doesn't fuck anything up
too much").
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