Standard Introduction
I have been
writing about Dungeons and Dragons semi-regularly this year and in the course
of writing those I found a 30-day blog challenge. As I have done those a couple times before it
seemed remiss not to jump on this one.
If you want
here is a link to my 30-day
challenge on Disney Movies, here is a link to my 30-day
challenge on Video Games, and here is a comically out of date 30-day
challenge on Movies (it is old and the writing is rubbish).
Day 20- My Least Favorite Monster
You might
figure that since I already took special time to point to the Fomorians,
Cyclopes, and Succubus/Incubus as examples of bad inclusions, would one of
those be it? I laid into the 5th
edition version of Angels and Giants as boring, especially as they are a step
down from their 4e versions, are they the target? I also talked at length about how kind of
lame Metallic Dragons have been handled, so maybe they are the worst? I am no fan of Orcs or Drow, am I blasting
them again? What about the markedly
inferior Goblins and Kobolds in 5e? The
Aboleth?
Honestly, I
don’t know.
I know what
I like and am pretty good at finding short falls in lots of things, but I
rarely denounce something as completely useless. I rarely see something in the game that can’t
be used for something, even if it is not the best at anything.
To try and
find some inspiration I decided to look at a bunch of “Worst/Silliest/Stupidest
Monsters in Dungeons and Dragons” lists and I have discovered something, people
who tend to make these kinds of lists sound like people I would like to punch
in the throat.
I am a
frequently condescending person, but I at the very least try to explain why I
dislike something, how I would fix it, or point to where it has been done
better. I do not just call something
stupid and then walk away, confident in the conclusiveness of my statement.
Different
things appeal to different people and though a majority of people might find
the Roving Mauler to be WAY TOO SILLY for their games… Maybe they should try to
take a minute to ask themselves how such a thing could be included. Take it as a challenge to your writing
ability instead of pulling the, “It’s stupid” card out and shutting down the
discussion.
It does look pretty silly. Kind of the point. |
Here is a
pitch, maybe you want an adventure were strange energies are warping reality or
mutating the wildlife and bizarre monsters are appearing. Strange monsters like the surreal Roving
Mauler might work perfectly in such a situation as an example of the strange
effects. What is more, it is a victim of
the thing the players would be working to stop in addition to being a
threat. The players might have to fight
this kind of creature because it is freaking out at turning into a monster, it
is a victim that the heroes are in a position of rescuing but are in the
difficult position of having to fight. Hey,
look, I came up with something in 5 sentences.
There are
those articles that explain how to use certain things, which I am thankful for,
but I feel that there are too many that say, “Stop having fun” too quickly and
always too often.
The Worst Monster
The worst
monster is the toxic player, and beyond that a toxic fandom. People who shoot down ideas or call everything
stupid. The guys who are drags on other
people’s fun. That is the worst kind of
monster in DnD. The Spoilsport.
Coming Tomorrow
Tomorrow I
am going to talk about my favorite monster.
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"The Worst Monster
ReplyDeleteThe worst monster is the toxic player, and beyond that a toxic fandom. People who shoot down ideas or call everything stupid. The guys who are drags on other people’s fun. That is the worst kind of monster in DnD. The Spoilsport."
I can only agree. Especially on Spoilsports trolling by a creed of 'I am the DM-GM-ST of MY group (it is our group, not property, egomaniac) & thereby entitled to force my views and priorities unto anybody else. Especially those, who still have real fun and can enjoy roleplay without constant alcoholism or drug-abuse.